356. Zen Thoughts

A Few Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Two Seriously (my selection from Life One)

On the other hand,you have different fingers.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand..

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.