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Sunday, November 11, 2007

360. Some New Words From the Washington Post Invitational

From the Washington Post Invitational, Some new words made by dropping the first letter of some old words.

Amburger: my realization about myself as I'm kidnapped by cannibals. (Brendan Beary, Great Mills)

Amished: Hungering for a simpler way of life. (Brad Alexander, Wanneroo, Australia)

Egotiation: An I for an I. (Chris Doyle

Etard: A person who constantly replies to all in e-mails directed to only one person. (Jeffrey Scharf)

Ho's Who: National registry of prominent hookers. (Chris Doyle)

Iarrhea: Running on about oneself. (Jack Held)

Irates: After 15 consecutive losing seasons, what's left of Pittsburgh's fans. (Jon Reiser, Hilton, N.Y.)

Itchhiking: Chasing a tingle from toes to tushy. (Susan Collins, Charlottesville)

Omenclature: The Homeland Security threat-level warning system. (Edmund Conti, Raleigh)

Orgy-and-Bess: The Secret Truman Memoirs. (Chris Doyle)

Ouch-and-go: A dominatrix's house call. (Kevin Dopart)