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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

291. State Slogans

Alabama: ........... Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: ............ 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: ........... But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: .......... Literacy Ain't Everything
California: ........ By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: .......... If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: ....... Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: .......... We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: ........... Ask Us About Our Grandkids, Gods Little Waiting Room
Georgia: ........... We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: ........... Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,
But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: ............. More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: .......... Please Don't Pronounce the S
Indiana: ........... Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: .............. We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: ............ First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: .......... Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: ......... We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: ............. We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: .......... If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: .......... First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: ......... 10,000 Lakes. And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: ....... Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: .......... Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: ........... Land Of The Big Sky, the Unabomber,
Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska: .......... Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: ............ Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: ..... Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: ........ You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: ........ Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: .......... You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney
North Carolina: .... Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: ...... We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: .............. At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma:........... Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: ............ Spotted Owl. It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: ...... Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: ...... We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: .... Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:....... Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: ......... The Educashun State
Texas: ............. Si, Hablo Ingles
Utah: .............. Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: ........... Yep
Virginia: .......... Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: ........ Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: .. Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: ..... One Big Happy Family. Really!
Wisconsin: ......... Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: ........... Open Skies And Closed Minds

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