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Saturday, August 19, 2006

288. The Hillbilly Vasectomy

After their eleventh child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as
they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband want to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A cheaper way", said the Doctor "is to go home, get a cherry bomb." (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to ten."
The Alabamian said, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed doc, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put in a beer can, held it up to his ear and began to count;
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Kentucky, Arkansas, Tennessee, Mississippi, and West Virginia.

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