288. The Hillbilly Vasectomy

After their eleventh child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as
they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband want to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A cheaper way", said the Doctor "is to go home, get a cherry bomb." (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to ten."
The Alabamian said, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed doc, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put in a beer can, held it up to his ear and began to count;
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Kentucky, Arkansas, Tennessee, Mississippi, and West Virginia.

From OnwardBoundHumor.blogspot.com