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Saturday, August 12, 2006

286. Lexamania - 3

Leximania: A compulsive Desire To Invent New Words

Aginda: a pre-conference drink
Ilitterate: said of people who care about litter
Illitterate: said of people who do not care about litter
Polygrouch: someone who complains about everything
Kellogulation: what happens to your breakfast cereal when you are called
away by a 15-minute phone call just after you poured milk into it
Hicgap: the time that elapses between when hiccups go away and when
you suddenly realize that they are gone
Bagonize: to wait anxiously for your suitcase to appear on the baggage carousel

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