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Saturday, August 05, 2006

280. Drink Psychology

What Is Your Drink? Bartenders Psychology:
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

What to tell when a woman orders:
BEER
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

BLENDER DRINKS
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

MIXED DRINKS
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll
send YOU a drink..................

WINE (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

WHITE ZINFANDEL
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be easy.

SHOTS
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the join t. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

TEQUILA
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE side ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants toget laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. [Unable to display image]

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