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Saturday, July 29, 2006

273. Washington Post Invitational - One

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and supply a new definition.

FOREPLOY: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
GIRAFFITI: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
GLIBIDO: All talk and no action.
BURGLESQUE: A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate)
BUSTARD: A very rude Metrobus driver.
CARCINOMA: A valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.
MARIONETTES: Residents of Washington who have been jerked around by the mayor.
TATYR: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.
BEELIZBUG: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.


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