273. Washington Post Invitational - One
FOREPLOY: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
GIRAFFITI: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
GLIBIDO: All talk and no action.
BURGLESQUE: A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate)
BUSTARD: A very rude Metrobus driver.
CARCINOMA: A valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.
MARIONETTES: Residents of Washington who have been jerked around by the mayor.
TATYR: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.
BEELIZBUG: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.