268. Questions & Answers

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids
Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: subordinate clauses
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: spoiled milk
Q: What do you get when you cress a snowman with a vampire?
A: frostbite
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: a nervous wreck
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: anyone can roast beef
Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: quatro sinko
Q: What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, whack -- damn. A bad skydiver goes damn -- wack.
Q: What goes clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop?
A: an Amish drive by shooting
Q: How are Texas tornados and a Mississippi divorce the same?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer