289. Musician Humor, Partita Two
What's the difference between a soprano and a pit bull?
What's the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and the average
All-Pro offensive lineman?
How do you tell if a Wagnerian soprano is dead?
The horses seem very relieved.
What's the first thing a soprano does in the morning?
Puts on her clothes and goes home.
What's the difference between a soprano and a Porsche?
Most musicians have never been in a Porsche.
What do you see if you look up a soprano's skirt?
How do you tell if a tenor is dead?
The wine bottle is still full and the comics haven't been touched