246. Before And After Falling In Love

Before - You take my breath away.
After - I feel like I'm suffocating.
Before - She says she loves the way I take control of the situation.
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars.
After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...
Before - It's like I'm in a dream.
After - It's like he's in my nightmare.
Before - We agree on everything!
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
Before - I love a woman with curves.
After - I never said you were fat
Before - He's completely lost without me.
After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
Before - Time stood still.
After - This relationship is going nowhere.
Before - You look so seductive in black.
After - Your clothes are so depressing.
Before - Oysters
After - Fish sticks
Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.
After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.