242. Light Bulbs & More

How many Lubavichers does it take to replace a light bulb?
Three, one to screw it in and two two convince everyone else to do it.

How many Stamarers does it take to replace a light bulb?
Two, one to screw it in and another to denounce it as a Zionist plot.

How many Zionists does it take to replace a light bulb?
Four, one to stay home and convince someone lest to do it, a second to donate the bulb, a third to screw it in, and a fourth to proclaim that the entire Jewish people stands behind their actions.

How many JAPs does it take to replace a light bulb?
Two, one to pour the Tab, the other to call Daddy.

How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb"
Two, one to call the electrician and one to mix the drinks.

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change the bulb and three to share the experience.

How many graduate student does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes nine years.