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Sunday, April 02, 2006

167. Quotes, Woody Allen and Others

When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. - Helen Rowland

Its is not true that life is one damn thing after another - it's one damn thing over and over. - Edna ST Vincent Millay

Englishwomen's shoes look as if they had been made by someone who had often heard shoes described but had never seen any. - Margaret Halsey

"The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization." - Sigmund Freud

"The influence of each human being on others in this life is a kind of immortality." - John Quincy Adams

Woody Allen
** And Nietzsche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're gonna live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.
** What a wonderful thing, to be conscious! I wonder what the people in New Jersey do.
** The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
** I am at two with nature.
** Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

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