partner, you'd better have a good hand.
**Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
**There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women, chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
**Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
**Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation.
The other eight are unimportant.
**Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake a whole relationship.
**Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
**According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men
are just grateful.
**See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time.
**Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences
money can buy.
**You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff
you pay good money for in later life.
**Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
**It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.