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Thursday, January 19, 2006

93. Van Gogh Relatives

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His dizzy aunt----------------------------------------Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes ------------------------- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store -- Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------- U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white -------- Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois ---------------------------- Chica Gogh
His magician uncle --------------------------Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin -------------------------------- Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------ Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach ---------- Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle -------------------------------- Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt --------------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle -------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst ------------------------------ E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin -------------------------------- Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------- Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew------------------------------ Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco ------------------------------ Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van -- Winnie Bay Gogh

Well, there you Gogh!

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