83. Kid's Letters To God

Dear God, thank you for the baby brother but what I asked
for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can
look it up.
Joyce
Dear God, if we come back as somebody else, please don't
let me be Jennifer Horton - because I hate her.
Denise
Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses
his golf words in the house?
Anita
Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was
it an accident?
Norma
Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old
days and don't do any now?
Seymour

Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer
camp this year.
Peter
Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they
each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my
brother.
Larry
Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't
sound right. What do you say?
Marsha
Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the right
place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
Jeff
Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really.
Frank