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Sunday, January 08, 2006

83. Kid's Letters To God

Dear God, thank you for the baby brother but what I asked
for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can
look it up.
Dear God, if we come back as somebody else, please don't
let me be Jennifer Horton - because I hate her.
Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses
his golf words in the house?
Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was
it an accident?
Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old
days and don't do any now?

Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer
camp this year.
Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they
each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my
Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't
sound right. What do you say?
Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the right
place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really.

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