74. Billy Bob's Vacation
"Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna
do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and
Mary Joe got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Mary Joe got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti, and darned if Mary Joe didn't get pregnant again." Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Mary Joe with me..."