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Friday, December 30, 2005

73. Top Ten Excuses For Not Exercising

1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one
minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional
5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
2. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.
3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a
pound. Apparently you have to show up.
4. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what
I'm doing.
5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have
put them further up on our body.
6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least:
10. I don't jog: it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

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