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Saturday, December 24, 2005

67. The Book Of Nations And Elephants

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:

The French book .......... The Sex Life of the Elephant
The English book ......... Elephants I have Shot on Safari
The Welsh book ........... The Elephant and its Influence on Welsh Language and Culture
The American book ........ How to Make Bigger and Better Elephants
The Japanese book ........ How to Make Smaller and Cheaper Elephants
The Finnish book ......... What Do Elephants Think About Finnish People
The German book .......... A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6
The Icelandic book ....... Defrosting an Elephant
The Canadian book ........ Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?
The Swedish book ......... How to Reduce your Taxes with an Elephant
The Swiss book .......... The Country Through Which Hannibal With His Elephants Went
The Israeli book ......... The Elephant and the Jewish Problem
The Danish book .......... Elephants - 100 Easy Ways of Cooking Them

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