38. Understanding The Stock Market
investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Bear Market - A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,
the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex.
Momentum Investing - The fine art of buying high and selling low.
Value Investing - The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E Ratio - The percentage of investors wetting their
pants as the market keeps crashing.
Standard & Poor - Your life in a nutshell.
Stock Analyst - The idiot who just downgraded your stock.
Stock Split - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split
all your assets between themselves.
Market Correction - The day after you buy your stocks.
Cash Flow - The movement your money makes as it
disappears down the toilet.
Institutional Investor - Past-years' investor who is
now locked up in the nuthouse.