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Friday, November 25, 2005

34. New Scientific Units

Here is a conversion chart taken from The Bent of Tau Beta Pi, Spring 1988.

1012 Microphones = 1 Megaphone
106 bicycles = 2 megacycles
500 millinaries = 1 seminary
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacards
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1021 picolos = 1 gigolo
10 rations = 1 decoration
100 rations = 1 C-ration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
5 holocausts = 1 Pentacost
10 monologues = 5 dialogues
10 monologues = 1 decalogue
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickles = 2 paradigms
2 snake eyes = 1 paradise
2 wharves = 1 paradox

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