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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

32. Lexophile - A Lover Of Words

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

A backward poet writes inverse.

In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

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