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Saturday, November 19, 2005

27. Some Thoughts To Get You Through

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.

"I know the truth. That's why I'm looking for something better." Saroyan

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's
a 'do it yourself' thing.

Based on an unoriginal Web Page pinched from Fenland Poly, January 1997.

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