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Monday, November 21, 2005

30. Gentile Jokes

All we ever hear are Jewish jokes, so here are some gentile jokes:

A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says:
"This is a very fine jacket. How much is it?" The salesman says: "It's
$500."
The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it."

Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about children.
Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction worker!"
Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck driver!"

A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me for
dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I can't
make it."
His mother says, "OK."

A gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant: The man says: "I'll have the
steak and a baked potato", and my wife will have the Julienne salad with
house dressing. We'll both have coffee." The waiter says: "How would you
like your steak and salad prepared?"
The man says "I'd like the steak medium......the salad is fine as is."
The waiter says: "Thank you."

A Gentile man calls his elderly mother.
He asks, "Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?"
She says, "I'm feeling fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for
calling."

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