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Saturday, June 03, 2006

221. The Unknown Soldier

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
A group of foreign dignitaries are visiting Israel. At the end of the tour,
they are taken to see the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. They look at the tomb
and read the following inscription:

ABRAHAM SCHWARTZ
BORN 5694
DIED 5733
A GOOD MAN AND A GREAT FURRIER

The visitors are incredulous. They ask the guide, "How can this be an unknown
soldier if the grave has his name?" Their host responds, "Sure, as a soldier
he was unknown, but as a furrier -- he was the best!"

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