221. The Unknown Soldier
A group of foreign dignitaries are visiting Israel. At the end of the tour,
they are taken to see the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. They look at the tomb
and read the following inscription:
A GOOD MAN AND A GREAT FURRIER
The visitors are incredulous. They ask the guide, "How can this be an unknown
soldier if the grave has his name?" Their host responds, "Sure, as a soldier
he was unknown, but as a furrier -- he was the best!"