304. A Fairy Story
A fairy story
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my dear Husband," said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and Poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hand.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
Both the wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female.
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my dear Husband," said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and Poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hand.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
Both the wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female.
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