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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

189. Assassin Job Interview

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all
the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3
finalists. Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your
wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
the same instructions, to kill her hus band. She took the gun and went into
the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming,
crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair"

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