180. The First Woman President

The first woman President is elected. She's Jewish, and calls her
Mother: "Ma, I've won the election. You've got to come to the Inauguration!"
"I don't know. What would I wear?"
"Don't worry, Christian Dior is designing a dress just for you."
"But I only eat kosher food."
"Ma, the Rabbinical Assembly is sending a mashgiach to kosher the
entire White House."
"But how will I get there?"
"I'll send Air Force One to pick you up."
"But where will I sleep?"
"You will sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom, and I'm having a mikvah
built just for you."
"OK, OK. If it makes you happy, I'll come." The great day comes,
and Mama is seated between two senators on the West Front of the
Capitol. Mama nudges one of the senators and says, "See that girl up there
with her hand on the Bible?" The senator replies, "Yes."
"Her brother is a doctor."