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Sunday, April 16, 2006

179. How To Write A Rejection Notice

Memo from a chinese Economic Journal
We have read your manuscript with boundless delight.
If we were to publish your paper, it would be impossible
for us to publish any work of lower standard, and as it is
unthinkable that in the next thousand years we shall see its
equal, we are, to our regret, compelled to return your divine
composition, and to beg you a thousand times to overlook our
short sight and timidity.

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