182. Signs You Live In Arizona

1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You can open and drive your car without touching the car door or the
steering wheel.
3. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the
toilet bowl.
4. You would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
5. You can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
6. "Dress Code" is meaningless at high schools and universities. Picture
lingerie ads.
7. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
8. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
9. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
10. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face
when you open your oven door.