188. How A Retired Person Spends His Day

I went to the store the other day.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a
city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires.
So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a darn.
My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.