151. Pearly Gates

On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal
car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly
Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While
waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in
Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I
don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find
out," and he leaves. The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a
couple of months. While they waited, they discussed that IF they were
allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with
the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered,
"Are we stuck together forever?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally
returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple,
"you can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we
were just wondering, what if things don't! work out? Could we also get
a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his
clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened
couple. "Oh, come on!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to
find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to
find a lawyer