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Monday, March 06, 2006

143. Stranded on A Deserted Island

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the
following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted
island in the middle of nowhere, the following has occurred:
** One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
** The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together in a menage a trois.
** The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of
when they alternate with the German woman.
** The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and
the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
** The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.
** The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless
ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
** The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while
the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the
true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they
can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division
of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her
opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her
mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not
raining.
** The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South
and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex
is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few
litres of coconut whiskey, but at least the English are not getting any.

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