137. Good News - Bad News
news and some bad news," The Lord said. Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first. "Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you, One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve.
The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great
physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life
form and populate this planet.
Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to
me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
The Lord looked at Adam and said with great sorrow,
"You will never be able to use these two at the same time."