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Monday, February 20, 2006

127. The Scuba Diving Accident

The day after a woman lost her husband in a scuba diving accident, she was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at her door. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mrs. Page, but we have some information about your husband."
"Well, tell me!" the wife said. The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, Mrs. Segar said, "Give me the bad news first." So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you mam, but this morning we found your husband's body in the San Francisco Bay." "Oh my god!," said Mrs Page, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, she asked, "But what's the good news?" "Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled him up he had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on him." "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?!", Mrs. Page demanded.
The policeman said, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow morning."

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