111. Church Bells
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother
that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for
trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing
our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and
slow. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.
"She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned
ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today.