101. Help Root Out the Taliban

Since the Taliban and many Al Quaida cannot stand nudity and consider it
a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, this Saturday
afternoon at 2:00 pm. Eastern time, all North American women are asked
to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude. And since
the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your
side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation. God Bless America!

Come on guys, get out there and support the gals as they root out the
terrorists hiding in YOUR neighborhood!!