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Thursday, February 02, 2006

108. Chickens & Roads Five

Why did the chicken cross the road?

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

OPRAH
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.

HIPPOCRATES
Because of an excess of pleghm in its pancreas.

DAVID HUME
Out of custom and habit.

GOD
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.

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