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Thursday, November 10, 2005

13. A Few Old Age Quotes

In America, the young are always ready to give those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
— Oscar Wilde (1854-1900).

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
— George Burns (1896-1996).

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying.
— Woody Allen (1935- ).

By the time you know what to do, you're too old to do it.
— Ted Williams (1918-2002).

You know you are getting old when all the names in your black book have MD after them.
— Harrison Ford (1942- ).

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
— Casey Stengel (1890-1975).

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
— Woody Allen (1935- ).

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
— Muhammad Ali (1942- ).

After the age of 80, everything reminds you of something else.
— Lowell Thomas (1892-1981).

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