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Saturday, November 05, 2005

9. A Mixture of English

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris... are in Seine.
A backward poet writes... inverse.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
The definition of a will?... (It's a dead giveaway.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune teller who escapes from prison is a small
medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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