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Thursday, November 03, 2005

7. Duck Grapes

This duck walks into a bar one afternoon about 4:30. The duck hops up
onto the bar and asks the bartender "Got any grapes?" The bartender
looks at him oddly and replies "Nope!" So the duck hops down and waddles
away.

Next day the duck waddles into the bar at 4:30 again and hops up onto
the bar and asks the bartender "Got any grapes?" The bartender looks at
him once again and replies "No! Now go away!!" So the duck hops down and
waddles away.

The same thing happens at the same time every day for the next week or
so. And once again the duck waddles into the bar at 4:30 and hops up
onto the bar and asks the bartender "Ya got any grapes?" The bartender
looks at him once again and replies yelling "No! I DON'T have any grapes
and if you ask me that again I'll nail your head to the bar!!!"

The very next day the duck waddles into the bar at 4:30 again and hops
up onto the bar and asks the bartender "Got any nails?" The bartender
screams anguishedly, "NOOOO!"

The duck replies "Got any grapes?"

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