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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

385. Washington Post Invitational. Week 771

From the Washington Post Invitational. Week 771
In which we asked for names for employee handbooks, etc., for particular professions or workplaces.

"The Compleat Dangler"–– Rule book for a male nudist colony

"Duck!" –– A guide to being the president of Afghanistan

"Tiers of a Clown" –– Barnum & Bailey organizational chart

"Cross Examination: The Department of Justice Bible Study Guide"

"Cher and Cher Alike" –– Drag show chorus line rule book

"Government Buy the People" –– Tax stimulus payment mailers' guide

"First Come, First Severed: A Practical Guide to Amputation"

"The Way We Whirr" –– Helicopter flying manual

"For Whom the Belle Toils" –– Escort service:

"When You Dish Upon a Star" –– National Enquirer reporters' handbook

"Spit and Polish" –– Dental hygienists' manual

"Divided We Fall" –– United Airlines preventive maintenance manual

"The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dummies" –– A guide to crash testing

"From Bier to Eternity" –– Gravediggers' manual:

"Who's Sioux in America" –– Bureau of Indian Affairs census:

"Inducing Labor" –– Teamsters recruiting manual:

"101 Jokes About Other Professions" –– American Bar Association banquet planning guide

"Eight Days, a Whack" –– A manual for mohels

"Our Bodies, Our Sales - The NOW Guide to Streetwalking"

"How to Succeed in Business Without Really Frying: Opening a Fat-Free Restaurant"

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