315. Cullings I
I'm astounded by people who want to "know" the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. Woody Allen
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. Sam Levenson
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. Sam Levenson
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. GBS
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. Russell Lynes
We all have the strength to endure the misfortunes of others. La Rochefoucauld
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. Judith Martin
It takes ten years to get used to how old you are.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orben
Where I come from, when a Catholic marries a Lutheran it is considered the first step on the road to Minneapolis. Garrison Keillor
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do? Ronnie Shakes
There are some extremely sharp investment advisors who can get you in at the bottom of the market. There are some extremely sharp ones who can get you out at the top.
They are never the same people.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.